Ok, maybe it’s cause I’m putting a lot of thought into where I want to go. This recently happened.
I’m being lifted and being walked around a small town and flanking me are two guys (respectively) each taking me by the arm on their shoulder and walking me towards what I suppose to be my dormitory or apartment. I hear their talking say stuff like “For an Asian he held quite a bit.”
“Yeah, I thought he’d be down after the second stein.” So at this point I gather that we’ve just gone drinking and I’m being carried home after having a few too much.
“I did find it funny that he was the shortest guy there. I mean look at him.” I glance down a smidge and realise that I’m barely touching the floor, only the tips of my shoes seem to be dragging and they’re lifting me clean off the ground.
“There’s his place there, Kenny. Can you hear me?” I manage to nod a little my head in response. “That’s your place right?” I nod again. “Alright, we’re gonna bring you home and put you into bed, you’ve had a long night. Where are your keys?” I manage to say the word “wallet” and he proceeds to pull out my wallet and find my keys. “Alright, good. Don’t worry, you’ll be safe with us.” At this point the tunnel vision turns into darkness and I’m walking around a fairly basic mall and I don’t know what.
I start walking around this mall and it turns out I’m looking for a videogame while the party that was at Russ’ birthday a couple of weeks ago is looking for something to stock up on. I walk past some uni people I’ve seen before and I also notice Trish from SMSHS walk in. She hasn’t seen me yet, so I tap her on the shoulder and move away. As I’m discussing something with a uni friend she comes out of nowhere, grabs me on the cheek and gives me a very large and long kiss on the cheek. (Confused.)
I link up with Russ’ party and we end up in a room full of bunk beds with weird walls. At this point, the environment changes and I’m sitting in front of a lake with the cast of Harry Potter and I’m given a wand. I thought it was kind of a joke when the wand kept on lighting up rainbow colours so I tried out some spells. (Rictusempra, Diffindo, Flipendo, Lumos Maxima.) They all worked as they should. So I cast one really large Lumos Maxima and then I woke up.
