People who don’t shut up about Forever Alone.
See this hammer? Take it and hit yourself in the face with it.
Because honestly, there probably is a point in your life where you actually don’t want to be in a relationship, where you’re actually content with just being single because you have your reasons for doing so. I mean seriously.
If you’ve realised that already, good on you. Now shut up about being Forever Alone and stop drawing attention to yourself. Or maybe it’s just the fact that you’re all “Aww, no one will like me” and the moment someone starts trying you reject them anyway. I’m getting tired of all this crap.
If you’re happy and single, then you’re not forever alone. You just know what you want at this very moment. You have friends right? Done, you’re not bloody alone. Ugh.
Ranty on the leadup to Valentines (Yes, people are already calling it forever alone day.)
