Supermonn special encounter 3a.
She says hi, then greets you with a hug. You lift her and run away.
Shallow.
- *Jewlz evaluating one of the girls at uni*
- Jewlz: You say she likes you but you'd reject her. She's not that pretty is she?
- Me: She's okay.
- Jewlz: Who's prettier, me or her?
- Me: ... You are.
- Jewlz: SEE! YOU ARE SHALLOW!
- Me: I say this girl is crazy.
- Jewlz: shalowwwwww!
Salt Wife.
- Me: If she became my girlfriend Lea would kill me. If I took her as a salt wife. She'd definitely kill me.
- Gino: Wait, if you take her as a salt wife?
- Me: I know what I said.
Weapon at work. #lulz
Broke fairy godmother.
- K: Might get Felicity something for Valentines just for the lulz.
- C: You're a broke student saving up for a big trip, you're better than that!
- K: You really know what to say to avoid me spending money don't you?
- C: Mhm, I'm your broke fairy godmother.
- K: Honestly, that sounds like a pretty decent show.
- C: You mean, turning our lives into a TV series?
- K: Broke Fairy Godmother and it plays like Seinfeld.
- C: OH MY GOSH.
How's the girlfriend?
- Mae: Oh, hey! How's the girlfriend?
- Kenny: What girlfriend? Oh, you mean the one that doesn't know it yet?
- Mae: IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT. IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT FOR SO LONG. *hits*
- Kenny: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! *defend*
Dock bromance.
- Brendan: Aren't you going to come here and get the pallet?
- Kev: Why don't you just meet me halfway?
- Brendan: I'll be right on the borderline, it's where I'm going to wait... For you.
- Kev: Don't do this.
- Brendan: I'll be looking out.. Night and d-
- Kev: STOP. OH MY GOSH. STOP.
cat pushes another cat down the stairs very very funny (by garytango3)
The SOUND though!
